“Ja… I am going to rock your face into ze ground!”

Alias:
Klaus von Felsblock
Alias Occupation:
Prison Warden
Age:
33

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As a teenager, Klaus von Felsblock thought he would make the big time as the front man for his twin brother’s rock band, Hearing Impaired Puma. His massive stature, a nearly incomprehensible Eastern accent and a tendency to start brawls unfortunately made him an unsuitable member for the group. Several tantrums and four squad cars later, Klaus found himself on a different path as he was sent away to military boarding school to give him direction.

Fast forward twenty years and Klaus found himself a disciplined man and the respected warden of Las Venganzas Federal Penitentiary. Still obsessed with vintage metal rock, Klaus inflicted a special world of hurt on any of the inmates he catches making fun of his hobby. It was one of these moments that sent him on his path to greater things as he chased a group of escaped prisoners into the sewers that made off with his prized Search Warrant autographed poster. Following the punks into an unstable section of tunnels under the nearby toxic landfill, Klaus unwittingly caused a cave-in from his booming footfalls. Trapped under the earth and volatile chemicals, Klaus was subjected to mutation, altering his body into the rocky behemoth now known as the Stalag Knight.

Stalag Knight

Powers & Abilities

  • Take Me for Granite. Klaus stonewalls ranged enemy attacks by protecting himself by a crunchy candy-coated shell. But without the candy part…
  • See You at the After-Party, Richter. Guaranteed to break up any shindig early. Stalag Knight takes a swing with his mighty, well um, stalagmite. Duh.
  • Molten (Bleeping) Rock Eruption!!! Enough power to make an 80’s hair band weep with envy. The fury of Klaus sends all enemies flying in all directions, Excellent!

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